Sorry for the absence everyone, have been rather busy for the past few months. Will be posting ASAP though.
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Apologies
Posted in Uncategorized on May 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Why I’m avoiding Downing Street
Posted in Why oh why? on July 31, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I went to London some weeks ago. I, around 1pm, decided to get a spot of lunch. Having found a suitably cheap food store I proceeded to eat my fill. I then encountered a problem, some lunatic has decided to remove all the bins from London.
At first I thought it a conspiracy by tramps as [...]
Why do I live in a village?
Posted in Why oh why? on July 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Read through the Parish Magazine today and came to see how much of a stereotypical village, country-bumpkin publication it is.
It had an article entitled:
Hanging Basket Thief Strikes Again!
Amazed as I was by this title I started to read and discovered the most pointless piece of “journalism” in, well, the world.
It detailed the stealing of not [...]
May I ask…
Posted in Why oh why? on July 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Why are the US 100 years behind us?
Today “US experts” discovered a revolutionary way to avoid being overweight…
exercise.
What a fucking revelation that is
read
Did they not think “Why has no-one though of this before?” I mean, it’s not rocket science is it?
Exercise = healthy
McDonald + TV = Fat
We could “cure” obesity in one go!
Hi
Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Hi. I am Alex, I am 16 years old and I live in Cambridgeshire.
Any question’s?
